Saturday, February 3, 2007

Never been on an Airplane

I picked up 5 people from the airport today.

It was their first plane trip, they want to drive back to the swampland they came from.

The tall sister is 5 feet tall
The thin sister is 200 pounds
The brother in law never spoke
The nephew only cares about corvettes
The niece is 7 and wants to recite the 23rd psalm to her favorite uncle

Apparently no one noticed the gay Puerto Rican beside me who has shared a bed with their favorite uncle for so many years.

They gasped at the sight of a straight interracial couple... if they ever get around to opening their eyes this will be quite a tailspin.

There's been no food or water for a few days.

His breath is slowing and his mother openly weeps.

I'm enormously relieved.


Kenn Chaplin said...

Wow, so much in so few words.



Anonymous said...

so sad.

I hope they soon realize that they may have missed out on the most important part of their favorite uncle...his heart.

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